Saturday, April 08, 2006

Thought Balloons

George Bush: "Gotta keep my eyes off her chest. But it's practically eye-level! Why couldn't they get a point-guard to do this?"

Crystal Langhorne*: "Isn't that cute. The little fella is maintaining eye contact at all cost. Wonder what Laura would do if I planted one on his forehead?"

*Captain of the University of Maryland's NCAA champion basketball team.

No comments: