Al Gore's son was arrested for driving 100 MPH in a car laden with unprescribed prescription drugs and marijuana. He's going into rehab.
My sympathy to the Gore family, but I can't understand what the fuss is about. After all, Al Gore III was driving a Prius hybrid. Isn't that more important than having a clear mind?
On the bright side, I think there's a new reality show that could come of this, based on Big Brother, but as a rehab house where Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears would join Al Gore III, Pete Doherty, Darryl Strawberry and Robert Downey Jr..
Winner gets two OZs of Maui Wowie. Runner-up get free carbon credits for a lifetime.